"g8 m8 i r8 8/8"
"420/10 blaze it"
"Better than AC: Unity 8/8"
"10/10 it's okay" - ign
"not enough lens flare"
"I had to stop playing because it was giving me a headache"
"smoother launch then BF4, gg wp"
"m80 that was the most fun ive had in a while thanks"
"Legitimately better than AAA games coming out today."
"To be honest, this game was better than any game I have played in a while Gud one m8 8/8 would play again"
"gr8 m8 i r8 8/8 no h8 str8 from my hearth"
"jesus m8 u tryn 2 blind me? gr8 game"
"420/10 blaze it"
"I cannot fucking believe this. Someone actually made a proper game. Jesus. dis r34l lyf m8?"
"That ending spooked my jimmy's, well made kind sir"
"better than cod aw"
"This is the most satisfying game I have played in a very long time."
"This is a masterpiece."
"not playing until pewdiepie plays it sorry"
"dat ending made me piss my pants m9 420/420 goty"
"This is the best thing I've played all year. Many thanks m8."
"This was way more legit than I thought it would be 11/10 IGN MLG"
"this is a modern art masterpiece IGN 11/10"
"Can I sacrafice my unborn child to you?"
"Supreme game R8 8/8 Better than half life 2+1 Disappointed cuz no microtransactions"
"HOLY FUCK JUST PLAYED GAME OF THE YEAR DAMN GAME OF THE YEAR 420 BLAZE IT NO SCOPE YES BRAP DONT GIVE A FUCK / 10"
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